Heading Home

We're getting ready to head home from our "house" hunting trip. Our extremely useless "house" hunting trip - more on that at a later date.

Things we've learned in KS:

• tumbleweeds exist in real life, not just in Western movies.
• people move and think in sloooooooow motion.
• they like their pizza. a lot.
• the whole fucking state smells like cow.

Poppin' the cherry....**

.....for our new blog. The super-secret-anti-baby one that some of you were hoping to find here is still under wraps. Suckers.


We/I (Dana here) decided it'd be a good idea to keep everyone up to date on our oh so exciting lives. Best way to do this: a blog. bloooooog. So here it goes.


We're moving to a land, far-far away. A place of wonder and magic where all the exciting stuff happens. Or not. It's Kansas. Boring-ass-Kansas. Yes, where Dorothy and Toto actually wanted to get home to.






I thought Texas got a bad wrap, but Kansas is 10,000 times worse. There's no trees; or elevation change whatsoever; or even watersports. It's plainplainplain. But with lots of cows. Lots and lots of cows.



On the bright side, we're hoping to find a place with a lot of land so that at least the dogs can enjoy Kansas. Oh, what we do for those spoiled mutts.......Another good point: we get to get away from asshole neighbor. That's enough to make me happy to move to Timbuktu!


So we leave tonight to go "house" hunting. I say "house" because houses are few and far between. It's mostly mobile homes.....or if we're lucky and get to live like fancy folk, a modular. Keep your fingers crossed we find something since we both start our new jobs in, oh, 25 days!

**i'm such a dumbass when it comes to spelling. thx for pointing out my lameness, M!